After a particularly brief tiny interview scene where she promises to gag on this sweet big cock, this Euro cutie gets right down to business. Dropping to her knees and gobbling that cock like the pro she’s.

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	Andie Valentino rubs bubblebath suds and bubbles all over her naked tits and pussy in the bathtub.
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Exsqueeze me, I thought porn was supposed to be hot or a turn-on. Sure, everybody’s got their tiny kinks and fetishes (if this is a kink it sure is a tiny one) but this video makes me think that I’m watching some comedy made by the Wayans family (yknow the Scary video guys) when they were all whacked out on some weird shit after spending too many hours playing their gnomes on world of warcraft.

Like sure there’s sex in this, but man it’s hard to believe these are in actuality real people…sure they’re supposed to be aliens, but it still doesn’t make it sexy. If I wanna watch a video about alien sex, then count me in to be like Captain Kirk and get to fuck all these big-titted blue skinned ethnic looking chicks that stand taller than my knee, not something that looks like it would be a garden gnome in my front yard.

All I know is, after watching this video, I totally gotta go check out a video for tomorrow before I’m scarred for life and I will leave you with the words of our modern day sage and bard Randy Newman; “Short people got no reason to reside…they got beady tiny eyes…don’t want no short people…you gotta pick em up just to say hello…they got tiny voices going squeak squeak…”

Well you get my point, but Double Midgetation doesn’t get any, zero cocks-up.

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